"I personally dedicated my whole life at doing nothing and checking the maximum amount of absolute laziness while keeping my cat booty perfectly trained. Through in depth analysis and statistical extrapolation, I discovered the cat routine needs to be done at least 3 times a week for sustainable results.

Guaranteed, people will start to ask if you go to the gym. But we cats didn't go for the gym in a thousand years. We are just showing people every morning how to train but they just don't get it. How they arrived just below us at the top of the food pyramid, is a big mystery to me."